Strange Dreams and Ridiculous Heart Attacks...

Ok, so today had been great. I got to see the beautiful faces of my fellow drama club officers (two of them happen to be some of my best friends) at a drama meeting today from 9:00-12:00. Then I go to Ranchito's (BEST MEXICAN FOOD PLACE EVER! And pretty much the only restaurant in E-town) with some of them. Well after that, I meet up with the girl that's gonna be in charge of the "dancers" on the field in the half-time show because she needed to come up with a routine, and it was a lot of partnering, so she needed my help. So, obviously, this seems like an exhausting day. I finally get home around maybe 3:30-ish? But the sleepiness didn't hit me till waaay later. So I end up falling asleep around 5:30. And I had the weirdest dream.

Ok, so I'm with my youth group, and we're on some kind of mission trip. Well, for some reason, we're staying right down the road from my house (which is pointless, because then we could stay at the church) and the house we're staying in is up for sell (I guess we were staying in it because it'd be empty). Well, anyways, apparently there's been a lot of break-ins, in my little community (it's like the biggest community in the town, but for safety purposes, I'll call it Redneck-town). Well, this particular night, there's a break-in at the house like right across the street or something, and somehow, we know the robber is coming to the house we're staying in because it's empty, so it's kind of a smart idea. So, we FREAK OUT. Imagine like 40 teenagers gathering their crap as fast as they can and getting into the bus. And we have police and all kinds of people at this house. So, we're on the bus, and we're on the way back to the church, and we all feel relieved and junk. And so we're back at the church, and it's time for us to go home, and all of a sudden I remember, that I live right down the road from the house that we just fled from. And I am freaking out inside. But I don't bother to tell anyone, so I'm just gonna go home and get murdered or something. Well I never got to finish it, because my mom woke up, soooo yeah.

So you probably thought that was kind of pointless, but it was funny at the time, and I was just gonna mention it a little, but I couldn't do that without explaining all that crap.

SO ANYWAYS

Let's take the clock to around 10:30-ish. So I'm watching Dance Moms (funniest show EVER) and I realize, I haven't even eaten yet! So I wait till a commercial break to fix my food. One finally comes on, and I put my feet on the floor to get ready to go to the kitchen, and then I see it. Waiting for me was a SPIDER! I HATE********* spiders! I LOVE Spider-man, but I DESPISE spiders. So, I'm FA-REAK OUT! Like, I'm and whisper screaming (my parents were asleep) and jumping up and down, and I am on my bed, then I'm a little calmed down, and the spider moves like a centimeter, and I freak out again! So finally I get up the courage to finally get down, and when I go to put on my flip flop, it crawls in it! So now I'm screaming "GET OUT OF MY SHOE YOU DIRTY LITTLE DEMON!" And luckily, I have my converse in my room, so I slip them on and wait for it to come out of my flip flop to squash. After a few seconds, it crawls out, and it takes me forever to walk up to it. Well this thing is FAST! It crawls away, and then runs up the side of my night stand. I stick my foot up there, and it runs down and goes UNDER it! And now I'm freaking out again, because I'm thinking "GREAT! Now it's just gonna wait under there because I scared it, and it's gonna wait for me to go to sleep so it can crawl in my mouth!" So, I finally decide to relax and sit down in my chair for a few seconds and update my twitter so everyone knows I'm freaking out. Then, I take my eyes off my phone and guess who's staring at me. You guess it. THE SPIDER! So, of course, I freak out, just as much at the first time, I jump on my bed, then I decide, "Ok, just jump right on top of him." So I finally do, and it runs, and I'm freaking out because I'm afraid it'll crawl on me. So I start stomping away! AND IT KEEPS GETTING AWAY FROM ME! And FINALLY! I squished it, but I didn't only squish it, I DESTROYED IT! I showed that spider who the freakin' boss is up in here! And do, I'm like rubbing my foot in it until this thing is in to PIECES just so I know it's dead. And I felt like a true warrior! During that whole stomping seen, I felt like I was in the most intense part of a movie! Oooooh!

Well, that's it for my useless stories tonight! I'll update later for more stories that have no meaning! Byyyyeeeee! :D

"IT'S CORNDOG DAY! IT'S CORNDOG DAY!"

Ok, so I know what your thinking. "Is this fat-lard seriously about to make a whole blog post about eating a corndog?" Hahaha well the answer is no. So you may continue reading.

Anyways, yesterday, I came back from a youth camp with the MOST AMAZING youth group EVER! It was called Global Youth Camp. And I think this camp changed my life! Like, it's so hard to explain the level of awesomeness this camp was on! I am SO glad that I got to go to this place. ESPECIALLY with this wonderful group of people! I've grown like 10X closer to ALL of them in just 4 days thanks to this camp! Everyone told me that this camp was so amazing and so awesome, but NO ONE told me that GALLONS of salt water would be coming out of my eyes! ESPECIALLY during the first night! THAT is where it all started. I come to thins camp thinking "I want to change, but I probably won't and I'll just go home and continue my ways" but that ALL changed once they played the bridge part of "Jesus Paid it All" where it goes "Oh praise the One who paid my debt and raised this life up from the dead" and right then and there I completely lost it. Through the whole service I cried and thought about all the CRAP that I've done and how he could still love me even though I've done TERRIBLE things! And so I FINALLY stop crying during the service and pay attention. THEN, worship is over and we leave to go to church time (which is obviosly spending time with your church) and they just pour out AGAIN! Listening to people that you love is ROUGH! Then it happens the next night but not as bad.

Now, I bet you're wondering where the crap the title comes into play. Well, obviously, it was corndog day, and there were too staff members (who happened to be two of the FUNNIEST staff members) that were SUPER excited for it! So, they make this rap, and perform it at the variety show! And since then, our youth group has been singing it NON STOP! Haha we were singing it in McDonald's! I wish you could have seen the employees' faces behind the counter!

But anyways, I'm like really tired and I don't feel like typing anymore, so I'll probably post more later! Bye guys! And happy Independence Day! :D

I Hate Everything.

Ok, so, every stinkin' time I try to change up my blog, I get so frikkin frustrated! I hate EVERY single one of those stupid backgrounds! Well I don't hate ALL of them, they're just not "Jordan's Blog Material". I HATE IT! Ugh! And when I try to search for backgrounds on google, those are sucky too! UGH!

I'm so sorry guys. I know I've been on like a blog frenzy but I just need somewhere to post all of my feelings. Twitter doesn't allow that many characters, and I don't want all of my 700 something friends on facebook to watch me gripe and complain, especially if they don't want to. So I turn to here. This is why you guys read it don't you? Ugh nevermind.

ANOTHER TOPIC THAT I HATE!
Shady people! So there's this one particular "friend" that I could just strangle right now. Like when school was in, she was fine, well I thought she was...now that I think about it, she's been shady for a while. But anyways, she'll meet these people that she barely knows and she thinks they're best friends! And she's been blowing everyone off for these "best friends" now! Doesn't even want to invite her friends from her own school to a party. UGH!

Sorry. I'm just angered with this person right now. Well good-bye all! Thanks for putting up with my problems.

A Couple of Things i've Missed...

Well, in a previous post, I said I was gonna play baritone.....well, that's not happening for many reasons.
1) My heart wasn't in it
2) I didn't want to put anything in front of drama (especially something my heart wasn't in to)
3) The drama club will be doing stuff in the halftime show this year, so I'm gonna do that.
And there's more, but those are my top three. But since I quit,the section leader practically hates me now. So I guess I lost a friend because of it? Oh well. YOLO! She'll get over it...

Another thing I never mentioned...(I don't think)
I am going to be the 2012-2013 Elmore County High School Drama Club and Thespian Society Vice President! :D I'm so excited! I have BIG plans for this year!

I need to start practicing for competition. This year, I decided that everything that I will perform, I'm WRITING! yep, 100% original! Now no one can do the same thing as me, and I can make sure what ever character I play, I'll know exactly how it's supposed to be played!

Now for my summer plans! (I know you're thinking HA!)
But, I actually have a few. 1st, this weekend I'm leaving for church camp with my youth group. I'm not exactly sure what all goes on there, but everyone describes it as AMAZING! So, I'm assuming it'll be good!
2nd, the drama club is hosting a kid's drama camp to help kids with their drama skills and what we make from that will go to
3rd, The week after that, I'll be staying at Troy for a week for a like a drama camp/workshop thingy! So there will be a tremendous opportunity to improve my acting! (It needs work!)

And those are my big ones, but I'mma get off now because I can barely stay awake any longer! (I say that, but I try to get in the bed and BAM! I can't go to sleep for like 2 hours!) Soooo adios amigos! :D

My Bittersweet Movie Theater Adventures!

Ok, so after MANY attempted plans to go see Snow White and the Huntsman, I FINALLY went tonight! Before I describe my movie theater adventure, let me go through the previous attempts I planned to go.

First, friend #1 and I were gonna go. But then she texted me and said that she couldn't go unless someone else drove. So then I asked friend #2, but her car only has 3 tires at the moment. So #1 asked her mom if #2 could drive her car. We never heard a response from her until the next day saying that she couldn't go because she had to babysit. So that leaves #2 and I. So then we ask #3, but turns out she couldn't go. So #2 and I couldn't find a ride so we couldn't go.
Second, another friend (let's call her #4) and I were gonna go. We have everything planned out, then about an hour before it's time to leave, she said that the vehicle she was planning on using, was being used to go fishing. So we re-schedule, and I decide to ask friend #2 if she wants to go with us, but she couldn't and asked if we could go the next day. Friend #4 said we couldn't because her sister's wedding was that day. Well I never technically told #4 that #2 couldn't go. So #4 asks me the next day if she can bring a friend (#5). I said sure, but then later I found out that #4 and #5 are dating now! So I asked #4 if I could invite someone so I won't be third-wheelin' and she said she thought #2 was going. I told her she couldn't, so I finally just settled for being a third wheel. So the day comes to where I can finally see this movie. I am SO excited! I get ready and everything. So finally the time comes to when #4 is supposed to pick me up. I call her, no answer. I get a text from her saying that she just woke up, and she has been throwing up all night. Now, I don't EVER cuss, but at this point I just wanted to say FML! (Excuse my language!)
FINALLY! My mom steps up and is like, I'll take you and a friend if you want me to and she'll just drop us off at the movie theater. It wasn't really my preferred choice of transportation, but I agree. I ask #2 if she wants to go, and she says yes. SO WE FINALLY GO TODAY!

When we get there, everything's going great. We got popcorn, good seats. Well we're waiting for the movie start, and I go to get refills so we'll have plenty for the movie. I'm freaking out because the line is long and I have been DYING to see this movie and I was NOT going to miss a second! So I finally get back to my seat and the previews are still going on, but there's this big black dude sitting beside my seat. And I'm thinking to myself "Keep calm. I don't want to get jumped!" So I sit down, and I wish I never did. This dude STUNK! UUUGGHHGHGHUGHHGUGHH! It was HORRIBLE! And I didn't want to be rude because this is the kind that would take everything personally and would want to kill me. You may think I'm being stereotypical, but I'm not. This was one of them dudes that would do it! So I lean waaay over by #2. Then he's sitting with his legs spread waaaay to appart, so I have no leg room either! So here I am, leaning over the opposite arm of my chair, with my legs all bunched up.

Then the movie starts. I think this would make me relax, but no. Him and his chick start talking! And I just want to scream "SHUTUP!" But I don't. So the whole movie, I am so freakin' uncomfortable.

But on the bright side, the movie is AMAZING! Kristen Stewart was actually pretty good! I think she talks better in a British accent than her normal voice!

BUT, there's about 30 minutes left, and I have to pee like crazy! So, I'm even MORE uncomfortable! I try to straighten up in my seat, but I just couldn't stand being so close to that smell! AND my back starts hurting! But I suck it up!

But, I still think the movie was worth all the plan making AND torturing myself during the movie! :D You should really see it!

Well, peace out home dogs! :D

"The Internet Makes it Far too Easy to Creep on Children" A story of frustrating, creepy, and disturbing views from a blogger.

So, this blog can make you really creeped out. Me fellow blogger friend and I found this out tonight. We were chatting, talking about frustration problems with our blogs (choosing names, backgrounds, themes, and what not) and for some reason we decide to look at our blog stats. Apparently I have had 29 views tonight! Thanks guys! Unless you are creepers.

This brings up my next point. I was looking at how people find my blog. Apparently creepers search in the little search thing for my friend's name. Now she's creeped out. But what's really creepy is that people searched for me as well, but they made it a little too specific how they want to see me! CREEPYYYY! So my friend and i have decided to go into the witness protection program. I probably shouldn't have told you that then? Oh well...YOLO! Anyways, for all of you creepers, PLEASE stop searching for me that way!

But! it's turns out, people are viewing my blog from Europe! Hello Europeans! America says hi! :D

Annnnd, a different subject! I mentioned in my previous post that I have made plans to go to the movies on Saturday. I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE STINKIN' MOVIES! I have been wanting to see Snow White and the Huntsman for SO long now, and I never get to go! I was supposed to go today, but plans got cancelled! They've been rescheduled for Friday, but I doubt I'll still get to go. Does the world not want me to see this movie?! UUUGHGUGHGUGHGGHUGH!

But, I think that ends this blog post. Goodnight creepers! -___-

It's really a hard life

So, every normal teenager would be like "OH MY GOD! SCHOOL'S OUT!" Yeeeeahhh...that's not me. Most people actually have stuff to do in the summer. Not me. I sit at home and do absolutely nothing. I actually have a routine of shows I watch. (Saved by the Bell, then Boy Meets World, then Friends, then whatever comes on after that.) Sad isn't it? And I bet you're all like "Well why don't you make plans?" BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO DO ANYTHING! Most of my "friends" are either at the beach or hanging out with other friends. It totally sucks to not have anyone want to habg out with you because everyone else has something better to do or better people to hang out with. Like, words can't even describe my hurt. And also, I can't drive, so I can't meet up with anyone. EVER. And I no one ever invites me to the beach. Even if I didn't like the person and didn't want to go, it's still nice to have an invite. I wish I actually had a true best friend that would want to hang out all the time. And no one ever texts me. I usually have to text other people to see if they want to hang out...and most of the time they don't ever text me back! WELL THAT MAKES ME FEEL FREAKIN IMPORTANT! And my parents are always saying that I'm lazy and I never do nothing...well it's because I'm so freakin depressed that no one wants to have anything to do with me! UUUGGGGHHHH! Why don't people like me?! Am I THAT weird? I always thought I was a good amount of weirdness. I FINALLY may* have plans to go to the movies with Genell and Briona Bozeman...if they would ever text me back! See what I mean? And it was just gonna be Katlyn Eller and I, but she bailed. If only people understood my misery.

Well I'm sorry for going on this huge rampage...I just had to have some way to let it all out, I don't have any friends to tell it to, and no one but Myra reads this thing (Hey Myra!) so I figured this would be safe. Well good night world!

We've got some catching up to do...

Ok, so. My last post was about being the Wizard of Oz. Let me just say, that play was one of the best ones we've ever done. EVERYONE'S parts were PERFECT for them! Of course, I was a pretty rockin' Wizard ;D. I made two babies cry AND I scared the piss out of Myra Boulware and Brittney Owens....TWICE! :D I'm still hearing GREAT reviews from everyone (:! Anyways.....


In the past moth, I also got to see Casting Crowns AGAIN! I love them <3. I'm still going to Santuck (have I even mentioned that? If not, I've started going to Satuck) and I absolutely LOOOOOVE it!
The people there are SO amazing! And their not two faced...


I also got to go to prom with my best friend/wife, Genell Davis. It was pretty fun. The only thing was it was like a hump fest but with clothes on, and I'm pretty sure when people left, they went to places where they had hump fests without their clothes.



Speaking of amazing people and parties with formal wear, I ALSO got to go to band formal with Genell last night. It was A LOT better than prom. I felt legit since I got to sit at the senior table. (BTW, Congradulations to Alex Williams for getting drum major and Colleen Galvin for getting band president.)


And speaking of band, I went a few weeks ago to try out for drum line. Jake Walker told me that he wanted me to try out for quads because Johnny was leaving us next year. Well, I didn't get them THANK GOD! I hated them. BUT! I still get to be a part of the Maroon Machine Marching Band....I'm going to play....wait for it......BARITONE! Haha, the thing is so ugly, and sounds like a fart, but as long as I get to be a part of it, I'll be happy. :) And I'm also really excited to have Nora and Ricky as my section leaders.



Well I think that concludes this blog post. We shall meet again, but until then, BYYYEEE! :D

We're off to see the......wait. That's me! :D

So, I have not posted in a LONG time and I miss it. SO I'm about to try to sum up pretty much what has been going on with my life. Annnnnnnnnnd.......GO!

I have officially finished the Harry Potter series. (It was AHMAZZZINNNGG......I don't know why I waited so long.) I went to a Thespian drama competition, but did TERRIBLY but I had A LOT of fun.(: I have started The Hunger Games....they're freakin' awesome. I have taken a lot of drama field trips, and I just can't catch up on my grades >:(. I was having enough problems anyways. I've started going to Santuck Baptist Church which is AWESOME! After 15 years, I've FINALLY joined a church where I can be INVOLVED! Oh and...some friendships were just not meant to be....thank Jesus I'm not in a fake one anymore. And MOST IMPORTANTLY........drum roll please........................................................................................................................................................




We are doing "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" for our spring play and I got........wait for it......THE WIZARD!!!!!! :D BUT! Not ONLY that, I also have 2 MORE PARTS!!!!!!! I am also Uncle Henry in the Kansas scene, AND I'm the Gatekeeper! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd love to say more, but I really can't think of much more to say, so with that being said: "There's no place like home" ;D

Ehh...It's late...I don't feel like making up a good title...

So, really I only have like two things to say (even though I'm probably gonna end up saying like 5,000,000,000,000 things). So here goes.

1.) I think the auditions at ASF went pretty well. I think that was the best performance of my monologue I've ever done. BUT, there was something that made me unsure. Every one before me had to do a cold read monologue as well (of course no one knew about it until after they performed their original because then it wouldn't be a cold read) after they performed their prepared monologue. Well, it's 11:15 when I get out, and they end at 12:00 and there's about 3-4 people after me. Then, when I finish, I don't have to do a cold read. WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?! Surely they didn't forget to tell me that, because if so, they could have called me after I left. My mother thinks it was because they were running out of time, but I don't know. But if I did well, I SHOULD* hear back from them before January 7th.

2.) I just can't verbally express how much I freakin love Casting Crowns! Jake (my dog) probably hates them though. I play them every night OVER AND OVER AND OVER again and he ends up leaving. Well now it seems whenever I play them, he keeps leaving earlier and earlier. That is too funny (to me at least.)
Well here it is. Topic #3....I told you there would be more...but this one isn't much. I just want to let you guys know...MERRY CHRIST*MAS!!!!!!!!



Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I think that's about it. Nothing extraordinary has happened during my Christmas break so far....but, IF* I get a callback from ASF, I'll be sure to blog about it! Adios amigo(s)!

(Insert Catchy Blog Title Here)

Soooooo, I'm just sitting here listening to CASTING CROWN'S (I KNOW RIGHT?!?!) and just pondering. I'm thinking about how I have become a complete nerd...AND I LOVE IT! Let's see...ever since I have come to high school, I have joined drama, band, my sense of style has slightly changed, and someone's dad called me a nerd knocker :3.

Anyways, I just wanted to get that out lol. I'm really worried about acting. I have these HUGE auditions coming up THIS SATURDAY at ASF for acting classes and a shot to be in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and I haven't even practiced my monologue since state! I am SO scared. What if they don't I'm experienced enough?! There will be people there that have been in a kazillion plays and I've only been in two and been to state twice and both times I BARELY made superior at state. I AM SO SCARED! And I'm not even sure if my monologue shows that I'm serious about my acting (which I am!) And I REEEAALLLLLYYYYY want these classes! It would help my acting TREMENDOUSLY! And to top it all, NO ONE that I know is auditioning, so I'll be there all awkwardly with my parents. It wouldn't be as bad if they weren't there because I get along with drama people easily, but it's just weird with them. UUUGGGHHHHH! I wish this wouldn't stress me out.

Well, let's find a new topic. OH! Another thing to add to my nerdiness....I have JUST NOW started reading Harry Potter! :D And they are really good so far! I'm only on the third book right now though lol.

Oh and today I found out I won an abstract award for a terrible painting I entered in the Sparking the Arts contest! It was ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE! But oh well...it looks good on a college application lol...AND I just paid all my stuff for National English Honor's Society! SO next month, I'll get to be inducted! :D

I am SOOOOOOOO rambling right now, but, I like it because I haven't blogged in FOREVER! And you can only put so much stuff on a Facebook status and I feel more comfortable with this because less people see it. I have missed this thing so much! And I still don't like the design of it >:( . I want something that is ME! And it's VERY hard to do that lol.....I'll probably keep searching though lol....well I'mma bout to go! You probably got tired of reading by now...soooooooooooo like bye and junk!(:

Drama Drama Drama

Ok, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for not posting until now! I actually have a LIFE! Like, seriously, how weird is that?! I've been busy with band, drama, and school. I'd love to tell you EVERYTHING that has happened since September 14th, but I probably won't even know. but anyways, I basically wanted to tell you how the drama club has been. It is totally NOT the same as last year. You probably DON'T want to get me started about the problems with it, but anyways, we went to competition and I went to state for my monologue, but not Katlyn's and my song. And state was a BLAST! I probably liked it more this year than last year. I really hated taking a huge group with us (mostly because A LOT of the people get on my nerves) but it had some good advantages. It gave me a chance to stay away from our group as much as possible to meet some AMAZING people! I LOVE drama people! And, now we are doing "A Christmas Carol" and it has surprisingly been really good! We have one more performance Sunday, and I just realized, that I'm not gonna cry over ANYONE not being in a play next year. Is that seriously how much I hate the people? I mean, there's some people I'll miss, but none that I'll cry over, like I did with Myra last year. Then I was thinking about my senior year play, and I was thinking of only Katlyn and I. We are the only ones in our grade that act (besides Patty, but she mostly does it for competition). I will be crying like a baby on my last performance! I will miss it so much! But, if I stick to my plan, I'm planning on going to college to be an actor, but it won't be like high school drama club. And now I feel like I'm rambling so I'll leave you now. OH! I'm also thinking about playing the cymbals next year in band! :D

Byyyeeeee homeskittles! Ooops, I mean homeskillets. I have dyslexia (not really).

Time.

So, I really have A LOT on my mind right now. But lately, I've just really been thinking about time. It just does not seem like I should be a sophomore. It seems like it wasn't too long ago that my mother was picking me up in eighth grade and then go pick my brother up in tenth grade. NOW he's a senior (surprisingly) and I'm in tenth grade! It just don't seem real! Soon, I'll be GRADUATING! I do NOT want to graduate! 'd have to be old and responsible and all that bad stuff! I WANT to stay in high school! I want to enjoy every minute of it! Ugh. And since time is going so fast, I'll be losing A LOT of friends. Because I have a lot that's graduating THIS YEAR! Why does time have to go so freakin fast?! I can literally remember when I was in kindergarten. Then, when I started getting older, I wanted to get out of school and graduate, but now, since time is creeping up on me, I don't want to! I just wanna be like "Yo time! You need to stop! It's hammer time!" But noooooooooo, it's wanting to be all "Yeah, I'm bout to be gone like a freight train!" (I don't know why I all of a sudden wanted to use lyrics from songs.) Ugh. Time is a jerk. Nuff said. Well, I guess I'm about to get off now because I can't really think of much more to say. So I'll talk to you later. Until then, bye home-skillets!(:

A LOT has happened...

Well, before I say ANYTHING, I would like everyone to know that this WHOLE post is written from my iPod and it's gonna be a long one, so if I succeed, it will be EPIC.

But, I know I haven't blogged in a while, but so much has happened and I just forgot to blog about it. So I'm about to share all the awesome things that have happened in the past two weeks.

Well first of all, I'M A BAND GEEK NOW!!!!! Well, I'm just a runner, but I'm FINALLY part of the band! This is EPIC. And it's all thanks to the most AWESOME drum major ever (who better be reading this!), Alex Williams! And we've also performed two games, and in my two weeks of being in the band, I love it and everyone in it!

Now moving on to my favorite thing about high school; drama. No, not the dumb he said-she said crap. I mean the drama club. But, you know that other kind of drama can get pretty entertaining. But back to what I was saying, I have the most epic class ever with Genell Davis, Stephanie Taylor, and Rachel Smith. We laugh SO freakin much! But I have FINALLY decided on what monologue I'm gonna do! And Katlyn and I have come up with the moves for our duet. And I've still got to get the skit from Myra (who also better be reading this.). I also am now running for drama club president. But Josh Rodie put his name down after mine, so more than likely he'll get it because he's a senior and funny and some people don't think it's fair for a sophomore to be president, but I have a lot more drama experience than a lot of those seniors, so I think it's absolutely fair. But anyways, Mrs. Eller is starting a Thesbian Drama Society. It's like an advanced drama club (it's kinda like English Honors Society, but with drama) and I will be vice president because I have more experience, and Katlyn will be president because she has been in A LOT of plays.

I truly miss my drama college people. Especially my favorite drama college person (I have a feeling you know who that is). They were the best group of actors. They made the drama club good. Now it's mostly up to Katlyn and me because most of the seniors suck. Nuff said!

Well it's not really as long as I thought it would be, but I did finish it on my iPod. Yes, I am awesome, you don't have to tell me. But goodbye for now! Love ya!(:

The MOST IMPORTANT day in the WHOLE wide world!!!

Yes...it is my birthday! And it was probably the BEST fifteenth birthday anyone has EVER had! I start off waking up at 10 from a 12 hour sleep, then I get ready to go get my NEW phone (That I have waited for for fifteen years!)! Message me on facebook if you want the number. Then my mother takes me to Chili's for lunch with my grandparents. Then I go swimming at their house! THEN, I come home to get ready for Jordan Curlee's AWESOME birthday party! We (of course) dance, I put icing on Jordan's face, Haley Wilkerson puts some on mine, Genell Davis puts some on Brandon Sims's, our faces get stained pink, Me, Jordan, and Brandon blow out birthday candles, she opens presents, we dance some more, we dance some more, and we dance even more, we play Catch Phrase which was REALLY* intense, we do charades (kinda), and we basically just hung out. It was hilarious! I also got a bunch of new numbers on my new phone! And now Monday I have to go get my permit! Wish me luck! I'm sorry this post isn't as long (I like reading long ones...you may not) as my normal ones. I thought it would be longer! But oh well! Dueces! (Is that how you spell it? What does that even mean?!?!)

Aaaaah, My first week of my second year of Hell (High school)

Well, Monday, I started my first day of Sophomore year! It went kinda boring at first. But here's how it went. We go into the auditorium for one of Coach Adam's stupid talks, then we go to homeroom to get all the papers, then I went to Barton (who is a VERY sweet lady and is BEAST at teaching). Then I go to Stokes and I absolutely LOVE her! She is SO crazy! Then I have art. Katie james is in that class and I freakin love her! She cracks me up EVERY day!!! She taught me yesterday that sharks have TWO male reproductive organs! (If ya know what I mean ^.^) THEN I have my FAVORITE class of the day! ACTING! I have it with like the most awesomest people ever (besides Jesus and Myra Boulware.....whoa that sounds REALLY creepy so forget that lol but she is still awesome) : Genell Davis, Stephanie Taylor, and Rachel Smith! We laugh so hard every day! We creep on people in the lunch line, have wierd skits and suc, and we tell EVERYONE about that fun shark fact! Haha I love them! But anyways, I then go to Spanish with Danny (Coach Carpenter) and he cracks me up! He tells the corniest jokes but they are SO funny! Then I have Glenn, she seems nice, but I'm just ready to leave after 6th period lol but overall, my week has been GOOD!

Oh, well my birthday is tomorrow and I will be FIFTEEN! Time is going by WAYYYYY too fast! But hey! I FINALLY get a cell phone tomorrow!!!!! I'm so freakin excited!!!

But I think that's about it!

Oh, sorry that this is my first blog post in a while! I've been busy with school and stuff!

Well peace homieeess!!! Haha I am not black but I love acting like a wanna be ghetto person!

A post about nothing to post....yes, a very confusing post!

So I have writer's block! I can not think of ANYTHING to post about BUT my writer's block! I am posting about nothing to post about. How confusing is that!? I want to write something that's on my mind BUT ALL I THINK ABOUT IS MY WRITER'S BLOCK! So therefore, I have nothing to post about. So does that mean this post isn't about anything? Or is it about thinking of this post?! Dang. I confuse myself. It's not like there's nothing else on my mind than nothing to post about. I happen to be furious right now. I just can't talk about it because I'm not supposed to repeat it. But other than all the anger, I'm thinking about nothing to post about. So do I have writer's block anymore? Because this post doesn't really have a subject. Or does it? UGH! Stupid confusing topic/non-topic! Thank you, Myra Boulware, for giving me this challenge! I'm not mad about you giving it to me, but it's just so hard/confusing!!!!!!! Ooooooooh! I could talk a little bit about mine and Myra's hang out tomorrow! We agreed that we wanted to see each other before school started, so she said we could have lunch someday at Ranchito. So we're having it tomorrow if everything turns out good. And that's basically it. That would be a good post for tomorrow! :D Great! I know what to post for tomorrow, but not today?!?! Or did I already know what to post!?!?! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I'm about to end this post short because I'm way too confused! Peace peeps!

I can see clearly now...

Before I even start this blog, I must say, English teachers and poetic freaks would think that my title is something symbolic (or whatever the word is). But, I don't use symbolism...I say what I'm thinking plain as day (unless my thinking is too confusing to put into words...then I just don't talk)....I mean what I say, and say what I mean. And other people that like weird songs are probably think I'm gonna start talking about a song...but I;m not.

So here goes.

My most gracious grandparents knew that money was tight with my parents, so they took me to get new glasses! I know you're probably thinking, "He seriously wrote ALL that just to say he got new glasses?! Wow! What a freak!" Well, to answer that question, yes, yes I did, and yes, I know I am a freak and I am very happy with myself!(:

But anyways, back to the point...

But these glasses are something that I didn't think I wouldn't get. They're half-rims, metal, thick black frames, and some kind of silver thingy on the sides...that part is hard to explain. But they actually look really cool! I liketh them(:

But here's some other things that this spoiled kid got...some blue and some green shoe laces for my converse (even though we have to take them back, because the normal shoe lace length for low tops are too small for my HUMONGOUS feet), two Aero shirts, a bunch of jeans (I got SO tired of trying them on) and a bracelet from Aeropostale! I know, I'm spoiled(:

Haha well, I don't think there's really anything else on my mind except me getting annoyed with getting used to these lenses. But other than that...there's nothing.

Well, it's about time to start my night convo's with Myra, Alex, and God knows who else.

I'm not even gonna try to think of a name...I guess I'll call it Recent Conversations/Interactions?

Well, today I had my first official duet practice with Katlyn Eller for drama competition. We're doing "Chu Chi Face" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Trust me. It was ALL her idea. Well, anyways, practice is going VERY slowly. We mostly did warm ups, and we didn't get past the first verse. But luckily, we have the First Baptist Church's praise and worship leader helping us (which is very gracious of him to put of with my voice and all of Katlyn's distractions---gotta love her). I think, with him, that we'll have it perfected by October (that's when the competition is).

Well, Patty and Holley and I are planning a lunch date because we miss each other so freakin much! It sounds like we're professional business people planning on discussing an important topic or something. Haha well, we both LOVE the movie Freaky Friday. And tonight we decided to watch it on ABC Family and we decided to text each other when ever a funny part or one of our favorite parts come on. And we realized that ABC Family is STUPID!!!!!!! They edited out like THREE of our FAVORITE parts!!!!!!! Ugh! But you gotta love Patty! If you don't, I'm gonna have to killlllllllllll you! (:

I've recently become really good friends with Alex Williams. And we have talked about a lot! Band...a stupid person....our friend Myra Boulware (you've heard me talk about her a lot) ...school...and best of all.....BLOGGING!!!!!!! Haha. Well maybe it wasn't that much,but still it was fun!

And then there's Myra...
Lately she's been telling me about how much she is loving a certain situation with a certain person...I mean she's REEEEAALLLLLLYYY loving it!  But that's really all we've talked about lately....that and Alex Williams(:

Well, I think that's it! :D

OH! I got my schedule yesterday! Here it is!

1. English Honors (Hughes)
2. Chemistry (Barton)
3. Algebra II w/ Trig (Stokes)
4. Art I & Art II (M. Powell)
5. Acting & Driver's Ed (Eller & Dean)
6. Spanish I (Carpenter)
7. History Honors (Glenn)


Peace home dawgzz! <----Me acting like a wanna be whigger! :D

Hmmmmm...I don't even know what to call this one(:

Well, this past week, I went to the AIM SE Youth Camp (Association of Independent Methodists South East). I think I got a lot closer with God and I've decided to stop doing some of this things that are sicky. But I think I've learned that it's almost impossible to do it all at once. I think I might start taking it one by one. I know, that sounds so stupid, but it's working out for me. You'd be like: "But Jordan, you're still doing icky stuff!" But I think of it as: "Yes but I'm doing one less icky thing, and soon, I won't be doing any!"  Haha, I know...I'm odd. BUT That's not the only thing that happened at camp! I got my regular sleeping patterns back! Haha, thanks to my dear friend, Myra Boulware, I've been going to sleep around 4:00 in the morning...now I'm going around 11! Well, I can't really think of anything else....OH! School starts back in 13 (well I gues 12 now) days!!! I know, it sounds weird to be excited for school to start back but I miss my peeps! And...my 15th birthday is in 18 (17) days!!! That means I finally get a cell phone!!! I'm so excited!!! Haha wel.l, NOW I think thats it!(: Bye!!!